Of dwarves and toilets

Created: 22 Feb 2005

Over one hundred of us moved offices today and it all went very smoothly. My new neighbour tells me that our toilets were once the executive loos. Their decor has all the charm associated with bathrooms of the 1970s, which in fact they are. The toilets are about one foot above the ground. So, our executives must have been a team of crack media dwarves. The only evidence of their former power is the abnormally low-slung toilets on the fifth floor and the diminutive height of the complementary paper stands.

In other news, I’ve bought a wetsuit, causing snowfall within 24 hours.